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  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! It's the beginning of a long holiday weekend, and one we as Americans love to celebrate - Independence Day. It is sad that this term is now used infrequently. Why not remind others what the celebration is all about? People have forgotten what 4th of July really is about. It's not just another day for cookouts, fun, and fireworks. Our July 4th commemorates what our ancestors fought for, and the freedom(s) that we have, and use everyday. It's not fireworks and parties. That's just what makes it fun. Wish all your friends and family "A Happy Independence Day", and help them remember, too!

    I'm hoping I can fire up your enthusiasm for some holiday fun with these hot jokes. I hope you'll get a real bang out of them!

    emoticon What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
    Liberty!

    emoticon Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
    It cracked me up!

    emoticon A battery and a firework were arrested.
    They charged one, and let the other one off.

    emoticon Which colonists told the most jokes?
    Punsylvanians!

    emoticon What's red, white, and blue and likes to wave?
    The American flag.

    This one will crack you up. . .
    emoticon How come there are no knock knock jokes about America?
    Because freedom rings!

    emoticon Why did the colonial doctor give America a clean bill of health?
    It had a good, strong constitution.

    emoticon What did the little firecracker say to the big firework?
    Hi Pop!

    emoticon What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a very classy, curly-haired dog?
    A Yankee Poodle Dandy.

    I hope you didn't find any of these jokes to be flame-outs or real duds!
    Enjoy your weekend and keep freedom ringing! emoticon
    31 days ago
  • v KMF2020
    Thank you for adding me as a friend, and for the goodie!! I don't think anyone has ever told me they like my "energy" before. That was motivating to me!! I'm adding you as my friend as well!! emoticon
    32 days ago
  • v SUEAZZI
    Hi Barb! I haven’t been in spark but wanted to stop by and say hi. I hope you and your families are well! ~Sue emoticon
    34 days ago
  • v REDROBIN47
    Thank you for adding me as a Spark friend. I have added you also and look forward to getting to know you better through Spark. Have a great week.

    ~Carol~
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    35 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday already! This week has really flown by, and we are rounding the corner heading into July and summer will get into full swing! So to celebrate the end of the first week of summer here is an assortment of jokes to start your day, and weekend, off with a giggle or two.

    I stayed up all night on the Summer solstice and wondered where the sun went.
    Then it dawned on me.

    What holds the sun up in the sky?
    Sunbeams.

    What does the sun drink out of?
    Sunglasses, of course.

    Why do bananas wear sunscreen at the beach?
    So they don't peel.

    What do you call a frenchman who wears summer beach sandals?
    Phillippe Phloppe

    Why do robots take summer vacations?
    To recharge their batteries.

    What does a bee do when he gets hot?
    Takes of his yellow jacket.

    How do bees get to summer school?
    They ride the school buzz.

    Why is it good to go to a baseball game on a hot day?
    Because there are lots of fans.

    Thanks so much for dropping by to say Hi, and leaving your note!
    No, I did not have a birthday. They were given just to brighten up my day, and my page.
    Thank you for the lovely bouquet of flowers! I DO hope you will stop by more frequently!! I've missed you, too!
    Enjoy your Friday, and have a wonderful weekend!
    38 days ago
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