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  • v SHARON10002
    It's Motivational Monday, and it's the first full week of the new month of June. I just love synchronicity! Start down the path to your goals with these thoughts to keep your spirits high while moving forward each and every day this month!!!
    Have a good week and an even better month!


    emoticon J - Joy is food for the spirit. Love is food for the body and soul.
    emoticon O – Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll experience positive results.
    emoticon Y - You can handle whatever life throws at you today.
    emoticon F - Focus on the present moment to discover the positive in your day.
    emoticon U – Understand that the present moment is all you ever have.
    emoticon L – Love yourself as you are no matter where you are in your journey.


    emoticon J - Just breathe . . . relax . . . feel your stress melt away.
    emoticon U – Use mistakes as stepping stones to deeper understanding of yourself.
    emoticon N – No matter how high the mountain is, it cannot block the sun.
    emoticon E – Envision success in meeting your goals through the power of intention.

    Let's find our joy and happiness in ourselves in June!
    1 day ago
  • v OHANAMAMA
    Thank you so much! I don’t reach my 5% often, but when I do it feels great! Congrats on your loss, too! emoticon
    2 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Hallelujah! It's Friday! What a blessing!
    Here are some funny church bulletin postings.

    Mrs. Jones remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions.
    She also is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Nelson's sermons.

    The Choir director invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

    The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
    They may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

    Our new associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
    slogan last Sunday: I upped my pledge - up yours!

    A new cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church.
    Please submit your favorite recipe with a short antidote for it.

    Ladies don't forget the rummage sale. It's a good chance to get rid
    of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

    Tip of the day: How do they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!

    Enjoy your weekend!
    4 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again! I think these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're actually quite "humerous."

    A mother complained to the family doctor that her daughter laid in bed all day long, and all she would eat is yeast and car wax." "What will happen to her, doctor?"
    He replied, "Eventually she will rise and shine."

    Funny medical one-liners, exactly as typed by medical secretaries:

    Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

    Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

    On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

    The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

    Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

    Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.


    What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some coins?
    A: "Do you see any change in me?"

    Why did the doctor tell his nurse to be very quiet while walking past the supply cabinet?
    A: So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills.


    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to his doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

    During his follow-up visit the following week, the doctor greeted Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?!"
    Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
    The doctor replied, "I didn't say that. I said, you've got a heart murmur. Be careful!"

    Finally, here's your Tip of the Day . . . "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." - Erma Bombeck

    If these jokes have given you a headache, take two aspirin, and text me in the morning.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    11 days ago
  • v GOULDSGRANITE
    emoticon emoticon emoticon Enjoy the Starlight! emoticon emoticon emoticon

    emoticon emoticon emoticon Hope your day Rocks!
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    15 days ago
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