HEALTHHERMIT
It's a Hamilton Beach blah blah blah super chopper 9000X (or something) It has a tube! You put food in it and the magic gnomes slice it all up! I haven't used it yet, but it's there, on my counter, WAITING. THE TIME IS NOW.
I'm glad you didn't change your number - other than the actual progress on weight loss and fitness, you and Tanya were my favourite things about Sparkpeople :D