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  • v ELIZACG9
    Hope your Friday is fun!!
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    4 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! Look what the cat dragged in – me! We are ending the week here on a sunny note, and I'm feline fine. Thank goodness because it’s been raining cats and dogs here for the last week! I hope you all are feline fine today.
    Have you guessed what today’s jokes are about? Well, it’s time to let the cat out of the bag, and cat this show on the road! In case, you're still wondering . . .
    I'll let the cat outta the bag . . .
    I hope you think these are just purr-fect:

    What is a cat’s favorite car to ride in?
    A fur-rari

    Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a whole ball of yearn?
    She gave birth to an entire litter of mittens.

    What’s a cat’s most important trait?
    Its purr-sonality, of course.

    What does a cat think when it looks in the mirror?
    I’m paws-i-tivly a diva!

    How do cats like to shop?
    In Catalogs

    Why does the cat sit next to the computer?
    It’s keeping an eye on the mouse.

    What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon?
    A Sourpuss

    I hope you thought these jokes were the cat’s meow! Have a wonderful weekend!
    Bye bye for meow . . .
    4 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    A - Adopt the pace of nature - her secret is patience.

    P - Patience is waiting. Not passively waiting, but to keep going when the going is hard and slow.

    R - Remember, you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and loved more than you know.

    I - Impatience breeds anxiety, fear, discouragement and failure.
    Patience creates confidence, decisiveness, and a rational outlook, and eventually success.

    L - Let nothing disturb you; let nothing dismay you; all things soon pass.

    April showers bring May flowers . . . Keep your face toward the sunshine, even though things are gloomy.

    Thanks so much for dropping by my page with your rays of sunshine!
    Have a happy and healthy April!
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    5 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    “Patience is not the ability to wait. Patience is to be calm no matter what happens, constantly take action to turn it to positive growth opportunities and have faith to believe that it will all work out in the end while you are waiting.” ― Roy T. Bennett

    I hope this note finds you healthy.
    Thanks so much for dropping by my page with your goodie and encouraging notes.
    Practice patience this week.
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    7 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!
    After being housebound for the week I think it's definitely time for some fun with a few jokes and riddles that I'm hoping will bake your day just a little brighter and batter.
    Nuttin's better than starting the weekend off than a few good giggles, and here's a variety of cookie jokes you can pick and chews from.
    Some of these jokes are a little nutty, just like me.
    Feel free to indulge and enjoy because they're calorie free!

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because he felt crummy.

    Why couldn't Cookie Monster make his bed?
    He couldn't find a cookie sheet.

    What cookie can make you rich?
    Fortune Cookies

    Why did the thief rob the Keebler Elves?
    Because they had a large stash of dough.

    Why did the little cookie cry?
    Because his mommy was a wafer too long.

    How can you tell that a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
    There's M&M shells scattered all over the kitchen floor.

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

    Have a great Friday and enjoy the weekend, in spite of how the cookie crumbles!
    11 days ago
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