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“Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart 1 hour ago
RUTHIEBEAR Learning to laugh at myself is one way I am learning to love myself. Laughing helps me become light hearted. Find the humor today. Ruthie 3 hours ago
It's Friday once again, and time to get our check-up from the neck up so we can be ready to enjoy our weekend! I think you'll find that these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're really quite humerus.
For those of you who are uncertain of the meanings of medical terms, I thought I'd provide a few I've managed to find and decipher for you.
"Medical Terms for Dummies"
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - the back door to the cafeteria
Catscan - searching for the missing kitty
Cauterize - managed to made eye contact with the nurse
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - quicker than someone else
Fibula - a small white lie
Nitrates - Rates of pay for working the night shift; normally more than the day rates
Outpatient - a person who has fainted
Urine - the opposite of "You're out!"
Vitamin - What you do when friends stop by for a visit
I hope these haven't been so upsetting that they've made you nauseous. If so, lay down, take two aspirin, and call your doctor in the morning.
RUTHIEBEAR It is a dreary day where I live. SO I am making my own sunshine . I am listening to Happy tunes. ANd of course, wearing a smile. Won't you join me? Ruthie 1 day ago