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Proud Mama to Greyson and Chantilly Lace (cats)

CW: 166 SW 270

GW for life: 155
Proud Mama to Greyson and Chantilly Lace (cats)

CW: 166 SW 270

GW for life: 155


Member Since: 7/2/2016

My Goals:
My reason to be healthier is to truly enjoy Life and all the adventures I go on everyday.


My Program:
 I am a compulsive overeater who is in OA. I am make outreach calls, follow a Plan of Eating, get support from a sponsor, read and write.

Most importantly I follow my Higher Power's guidance.



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  • v SPARKNB
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  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! It's the beginning of a long holiday weekend, and one we as Americans love to celebrate - Independence Day. It is sad that this term is now used infrequently. Why not remind others what the celebration is all about? People have forgotten what 4th of July really is about. It's not just another day for cookouts, fun, and fireworks. Our July 4th commemorates what our ancestors fought for, and the freedom(s) that we have, and use everyday. It's not fireworks and parties. That's just what makes it fun. Wish all your friends and family "A Happy Independence Day", and help them remember, too!

    I'm hoping I can fire up your enthusiasm for some holiday fun with these hot jokes. I hope you'll get a real bang out of them!

    emoticon What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
    Liberty!

    emoticon Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
    It cracked me up!

    emoticon A battery and a firework were arrested.
    They charged one, and let the other one off.

    emoticon Which colonists told the most jokes?
    Punsylvanians!

    emoticon What's red, white, and blue and likes to wave?
    The American flag.

    This one will crack you up. . .
    emoticon How come there are no knock knock jokes about America?
    Because freedom rings!

    emoticon Why did the colonial doctor give America a clean bill of health?
    It had a good, strong constitution.

    emoticon What did the little firecracker say to the big firework?
    Hi Pop!

    emoticon What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a very classy, curly-haired dog?
    A Yankee Poodle Dandy.

    I hope you didn't find any of these jokes to be flame-outs or real duds!
    Enjoy your weekend and keep freedom ringing! emoticon
    7 days ago
  • v CHARTING-BEAR
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    Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it.
    Dwight D. Eisenhower
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    11 days ago
  • v ALOTCANHAPPEN
    Thanks for checking out my blog!
    17 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    There's a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes.
    It's the first letter.

    Classic Dadisms:

    Measure once, cut twice. Measure twice, cut once.

    Don't make me stop this car!

    If all your friends decided to jump off a bridge would you do it too?

    Shut the door! I know you weren't born in a barn!

    Righty tighty; lefty loosey.

    Your mother is right even when she's wrong.

    Go ask your mother.

    Do you think I'm made of money?

    You're going to like it, wheteher you like it or not.

    Don't speed!

    Don't forget to change the oil.

    And finally . . .

    Dear Dad,

    $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

    Love,
    Your $on


    Here's the father's reply to the above:

    Dear Son,

    I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

    Dad


    What was your dad's favorite "ism"? Please share it with the rest of us in the comments section.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    21 days ago
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