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  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday everyone! Time to get our funny on and get ready for the weekend ahead.
    Here's a few miscellaneous quips, tips, and outright dips that I hope will tickle your funny bone. . .


    When I was a kid, I wanted to be older . . . To be honest, this is not what I expected.
    It's weird being the same age as old people.

    Tip: Never sing in the shower!
    Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. . . So don't sing in the shower!

    I see people my age rock climbing and mountain climbing. I feel good if I can get my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

    After this long, extended virus lockdown, I've reached a point where my errands are starting to count as going out.

    If you have to wear a mask and glasses you might be entitled to condensation.

    How have we managed to survive all of the flus, diseases, etc in our lifetime?
    It's easy! Our mothers wiped dirt off of our faces with spit on a hanky - not antibacterial wipes! Who knew we were getting free antibodies?!

    Don't be worried about your Smartphone or TV spying on you.
    Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years!

    Thanks for stopping by my page, your notes, and goodies, all with your support and encouragement.

    Enjoy your wonderful weekend!
    21 days ago
  • v ON_A_DIET
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    27 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    emoticon for taking time and stopping by my page to read and comment on my blog(s) this week. emoticon
    28 days ago
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    Happy Friday! It’s me with your weekly dose of fun and frivolity to get your weekend off on the right foot. So get ready to march forward with a smile on our face, and our giggles on the ready into the weekend!


    Does February like March?
    Not really, but April May.

    Why is March the most popular month to use a trampoline?
    It’s spring-time.

    What is a soldier’s favorite day?
    March fourth.

    Gardeners are getting ready to spring into action.

    Sign at local garden nursery:
    Spring is almost here! We're so excited we wet our plants!

    What falls during March, but never gets hurt?
    Rain.

    Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
    Because they just finished a long 31 day March.

    I hope you have a fun Friday, and a wonderful weekend!
    28 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday, and time for some giggles. The jokes today are a reminder for you to turn your clocks ahead one hour at 2 AM Sunday morning. It's about time to start . . .

    I actually don't mind losing an hour for daylight savings time because I chose the hour I get on the treadmill. DONE!

    By the time I go around the house and reset every clock ahead an hour because of Daylight Savings time, I've really lost two hours!

    Thanks to Daylight Savings time my other half claims all he gains is an extra hour of insomnia.

    My "smart alarm clock" no longer sets itself correctly for Daylight Savings Time since they changed the official start to two weeks ealier, and now it officially ends 2 weeks later. Now it's wrong more than ever - 4 times a year! Now I have to reset my stupid clock 4 tmes more than ever!

    I don't mind springing forward for Daylight Savings Time. Now I have a valid excuse for being late. That means I will most likely miss the Sunday sermon!

    Thanks to Daylight Savings time my dog will now come sit and stare at me for an extra hour every night.

    Thanks for your comments, notes, and goodies this week.

    Enjoy your weekend - It will seem even shorter than it usually is! emoticon
    35 days ago
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