It's Friday, and with much of the country having snow this week, I thought you might appreciate some winter jokes. For those of you who live in the Northern states, I know that winter is snow problem for you. By now, all of you snow how this works - You read . . . you laugh. However, if you don't like them, please don't give me the cold shoulder.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the winter months? 'Swarm
A wife texts her husband at work on a very cold and icy morning. . . "Windows frozen, won't open." Her husband types back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back five minutes later: "Computer is really screwed up now."
What do you call a hacker stuck in his house during a winter blizzard? Edward Snowed-in
Yup, ol' man winter paid us a visit. This morning I had to scrape the ice and snow off my windshield. I used my supermarket's loyalty card. I only got 10% off.
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J U S T F O R G I G G L E S It's Friday, and time for some laughs. Lately, the Friday Just for Giggles have become quite a big dill around here, but I doughnut want to taco 'bout it. However, I yam relishing the positive feedback, and I'd give a penne for your thoughts. . .
I hope you find these puns quite a-peeling because they are all "injest".
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to become a bouillonaire.
I'd love to be shipwrecked on a dessert island.
Heinz recently improved the taste of its tomato sauce. The rest of the food manufacturers were left to ketchup.
I knock on the door of the refrigerator before I open it; just in case the salad's dressing.
I was going to share another vegetable pun, but it was too corny.
And last, but not yeast . . .
Green vegetables give me gas. We're talkin' kale force winds.
I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Thanks for dropping by my page to say Hi with your notes and goodies. They always add a smile to my day. 46 days ago
SHARON10002 "The sun himself is weak when he first rises; he gathers strength and courage as the day goes on." ~ Charles Dickens May you gather strength, energy, and courage, just as the sun, as your week goes on. 49 days ago