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~~ ~~TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY~~ ~~
1. Specify that your "Drive-in" order is "To Go". 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "Marijuana." 3. With a very straight face order a "Diet Water" whenever you go out to eat.
4. Sing along at the "Opera." 5. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 6. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won." 7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives. They're Loose!!"
8 Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say "Follow the yellow brick road." 9. With a very straight face, tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going To have to let one of you go." And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity 10. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the "Fitting Room" is.
It seems like I'm on a one way lane going the opposite direction of everybody else. Before you criticize me remember, what's right for me might not be right for you. Neither of us is going the wrong way, we're just going our own way
Don't go the wrong way, just go your way 1502 days ago
Its amazing how kids learn to use a computer, a smart phone, text, and even learn how to drive, yet have no concept of how to use a dishwasher, a vacuum cleaner, and a lawn mower.