CHANGING-TURTLE
Thank you for your comment on by blog about "stay at home " order. I love Starbucks and use to hang out there six days a week. Now they are in my city only order, get it and go. I have slacked off on getting my iced Peach Green Tea Lemonade. 126 days ago
Happy Friday! It's the beginning of a long holiday weekend, and one we as Americans love to celebrate - Independence Day. It is sad that this term is now used infrequently. Why not remind others what the celebration is all about? People have forgotten what 4th of July really is about. It's not just another day for cookouts, fun, and fireworks. Our July 4th commemorates what our ancestors fought for, and the freedom(s) that we have, and use everyday. It's not fireworks and parties. That's just what makes it fun. Wish all your friends and family "A Happy Independence Day", and help them remember, too!
I'm hoping I can fire up your enthusiasm for some holiday fun with these hot jokes. I hope you'll get a real bang out of them!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty!
Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? It cracked me up!
A battery and a firework were arrested. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Which colonists told the most jokes? Punsylvanians!
What's red, white, and blue and likes to wave? The American flag.
This one will crack you up. . . How come there are no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!
Why did the colonial doctor give America a clean bill of health? It had a good, strong constitution.
What did the little firecracker say to the big firework? Hi Pop!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a very classy, curly-haired dog? A Yankee Poodle Dandy.
I hope you didn't find any of these jokes to be flame-outs or real duds! Enjoy your weekend and keep freedom ringing! 282 days ago