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The 230 Pound Psalm

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Strict is my diet, I must not want.
It maketh me lie down at night hungry;
It leadeth me past the Baskin Robbins;
It trieth my will power;
It leadeth me in the paths of starvation
For my health's sake.

Yea, tho I walk thru the aisles of the pastry department,
I will buy no sweet rolls for they are fattening.
The cakes and pies, they tempt me.
Before me is a table with celery and lettuce;
My days quota runneth over.

Surely calories and weight charts shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the fear of the scales forever.
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    That is totally adorable!
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    This is way too cute..God bless you!!!

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    4137 days ago
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    How cute is that......wish I could think up cute stuff like this....Thanks for sharing.
    4152 days ago
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