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Cruel, Cruel Joke

Monday, December 03, 2012

Someone played a VERY cruel joke on me.

They sent me this catalogue:

A few pages in, I almost licked this page:

Yes, like a two year old who doesn't know better.

A few more pages in, just in case I can't make up my mind about which fudge to get:

On the opposing page, an old favorite:

Along with something interesting:

Keep flipping, past cheese spreads, meats, gummy bears... Then, something I KNOW I like:

Cream cheese? Like. Pumpkin? Like. Cake? Like. How can it possibly be bad, right?

Then, something I've had before and know I love:

I know I should throw the catalogue out... I haven't and I don't know why.

I know nothing good can come from keeping it. As long as I don't order anything ...
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  • LYNNA1968
    lol just saw this, EVIL!!! Pure evil! Looks damn good though, lol mail it to me and I'll throw it out for you emoticon
    2875 days ago
    I do not recommend licking the page, it probably doesnt taste good, and is probably full of germs. I say throw the book out, or return to sender. No good can come from those pages, no good at all!!!
    2876 days ago
  • no profile photo CD12806362
    I feel dirty now.....LOL...Wow that is some serious temptation. Out you go book! Or you could eat the pages, paper is low cal. right? emoticon
    2876 days ago
  • no profile photo CD12961501
    Yes that's very cruel indeed. LOL
    You must throw that out today. Find your strength within and say these things are in the past , it's sugar and that causes cancer LOL !! Sersiously that's what I do. It's horrible but true. We get them Christmas catalogs here too but I just don't look at them. Stuff looks so darn good though. Always treat yourself to some really good dark chocolate to keep that need calm. A lady needs her chocolate emoticon
    2876 days ago
    you know, i love this catalog, and the ones from the other cheese companies, and the fruit catalogs. there are about ten all together that have candy and cheese and meat and such like nice things. they are all my favorite catalogs. I drool all over the pages. of course, i throw the order blank out as soon as the catalog arrives. it's just like the jewellery catalogs and the furniture catalogs and the gadget catalogs. good for dreaming but not much else. i don't need and probably can't afford that stuff.
    2876 days ago
    I think I'd gain weight just looking at the photos!

    2876 days ago
    Good thing this catalog doesn't come with "scratch and sniff" pages! I'm hungry just from looking at these pictures! Keep up the willpower! emoticon
    2877 days ago
    THAT needed to go into the trash immediately!!!
    2877 days ago
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