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Kitty 10 comandments

Sunday, January 13, 2013

1. I am the lord of the house.
2. Thou shalt have no other pets before me.
3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
4. I shall ignore you when I feel like it.
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give you the time of day.
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention on command.
10. ABOVE ALL thou shalt do anything it takes to make me happy.

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    Just wanted to let you know I had some of my friends over last night "we are Christians as well :)", I shared this with them, we ALL had a good laugh, even sent a copy home to my brother in law....I plan on sharing even more!! Love it..and we we admiring your cat..as you know I'm a big fan of his snot!
    2866 days ago
    Wow this is sooooo true..just spent $124 on food, new litter box, of course I upgraded and my Mitty is on my lap sleeping while I try not to disturb her.

    Love your cat, his so gorgeous!
    2871 days ago
    Were these engraved in stone? My cats must have been taking notes.
    2876 days ago
    2000 years ago the Egyptians worshiped cats as Gods......

    ....cats have never forgotten this!
    2881 days ago
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