I do wish Will and Kate well.
Yes, Sparkers, I walked through the door yesterday, signed on the dotted line and got my swipe card, free water bottle and all kinds of appointments. Here is what I am doing so I can declare my accountability to all of you who have supported me.
This Wednesday I see a nurse.
Every 90 days I get to see the nurse to be weighed, measured, BMI'd and whatever else they do. What are the odds there will be no male nurse to flirt with?
Next Saturday I meet with my trainer. I have already met Mike and discussed what we will do. Apparently with all of my issues I should start in the pool. (shout out to FIFIFRIZZLE)
You guys don't know how broken this body is! I put up a good front.
The stupid hip with bursitis, the stupid toe with another itis, 7 herniated disks, both knees are shot, my now damaged shoulder has tendonitis and I've broken my back in 2 places, several ribs more than once. At one time I raised and raced horses, fixed and raced cars. I could swing a 10 pound sledgehammer but looked real good in a bikini! I think I abused myself. I digress...I used to be a tough cookie...still am!
Saturday the nutritionist gets a shot at me too.
I spoke with the counselor and we talked about family, whatnot and I mentioned she was the same age as my younger daughter. She assumed I was the same age as her mom.
Nice to see she was astounded I was 8 years OLDER than her mom!
Like Steve Siebold says: I'll be smokin' hot!