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Sexy stimulant for a bad day

Friday, July 15, 2016

SO I went on lunch today with a co worker and somehow ended up in fascinations. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a sex shop. Not so low end.. it's a kingdom for cuming. Naturally I am a member of there rewards program. Well .. for reasons I can not explain I ended up walking out of this store with one thing. Its called ON, and it's an arousal oil for women. ...
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OK... now that I think about it I'm gunna explain.

A couple of years ago at a party, I met this big beautiful blonde girl. She was very out spoken.. much like me. That's not the reason I remember her. I remember she had this cream in her purse she randomly decided to have me try. She said take some of this and put it in a happier place. SO I put a little on. A couple minutes later I could hardly concentrate on anything but this amazing feeling. Randomly this event came to mind when I was in the store today so RANDOMLY I bought it.

I only write this blog today, not to make you uncomfortable.. but to warn you. As you may know I'm a very impatient person, I also don't follow directions. Just do not.. I REPEAT! DO NOT!... use more than instructed (even if you do "masturbate all the time". And maybe don't use it while you're at work. It may prove harder than you think to keep your focus for the next 45 minutes. Do use it if you are having a bad day and need to lighten up. It works amazingly for that because there is no possible way to be grumpy during this.
and it will definitely give someone a good story about the time they called in for customer service and the rep was moaning the entire time.
That's all.
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