Thursday, October 17, 2019
I go to KFC to get the kids something to eat. They wanted the kids meal with a leg, so I said, "Kids meal with a leg." And the lady says, "Which side?"
ME: complete silence as I heavily contemplate such an odd decision.
"I guess the right side, I don't know what the difference is."
After several moments of laughter she says, "No hunny, which side would you like to go with the leg? Mashed potatoes or wedges?"
Jesus take the wheel.
It's been a long day.