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Out of the mouths of babes...

Tuesday, January 14, 2020



WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN...

OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents ..'

NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the womens'
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with
ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched
in amazement and then asked, 'Whats the matter, haven't you ever
seen a little boy before'

POLICE
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I
was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and
down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop... Yes,' I answered and
continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I
should ask the police. Is that right'. 'Yes, that's right,' I told
her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me,
'would you please tie my shoe'

DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead
robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had
secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made
ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father
always said: 'Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into
the hole he goes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)


BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he
fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the
Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an
old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear'
With astonishment in the young boys voice, he answered,
'I think its Adam's underwear!'

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