Wednesday, January 15, 2020
While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash.
A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes.
Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand
where I was cut from the shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to
the hotel doctor.
"What happened?" he asked.
I said, "I was attacked by a flying saucer.”