Friday Funny and thoughts
Friday, March 06, 2020
Don't Mess With the Elderly
Myra Rhodes, a little old lady answered a knock on the door one Friday, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.'Good morning, Ma'am,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.''Go away!' said Myra brusquely. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money,' and she proceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty,' he commanded. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.'Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'Myra stepped back and said with a smile, 'Well let me get you a spoon, young man because they cut off my electricity this morning.'
If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought again.
Never blame anyone in your life.
The good people give you happiness.
The bad people give you experience.
The worst people give you a lesson.
The best people give you memories.