MAY'S BLOSSOMING, DAYS 18 & 19: guess I'll Keep Him!
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
Even if Hubby is a man and wants to fix it all for me and doesn't always hear me or try, guess I'll keep him! we celebrated 29 years together yesterday.
so, a neighbor caught the cat and I feared for its life, but it is back! Not sure if he let it go somewhere up the road and it found its way back or he never took it off anywhere! but, it was out pooping in my veggie garden this morning and making Sassy crazy all day! I guess we wil have to try and catch it ourselves and maybe get it fixed so we won't end up with hundreds of wild cats running around and tearing up the gardens. Gah. I wouldn't mind it hanging around if it was fixed and if it didn't think my green bean patch was its litter box! Gah!
Hope you al l are hanging in there!
Monday’s Marriage: A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.~Irish proverb
Happy Anniversary to my beloved! Happy National No dirty Dishes Day, International Museum Day, Victoria Day(Canada), Visit Your Relatives Day, Mother Whistler Day, Supply Chain Professional Day, Buy A Musical Instrument Day, HIV Vaccine Awareness Day & I Love Reeses Day!
What do you call a cup that always falls out of the dishwasher?~A tumbler!*What did 1 knife say to the other?~Looking sharp!*what do you call it when you finish doing the dishes & suddenly there are more?~A dishes cycle!*What do you call a knife a chef uses to connect to Bluetooth?~A Pairing Knife!*what’s a dirty dish’s favorite band?~N’Sync!*What do you call a cute dish with a Mexican explorer on it?~A Dora bowl!*How does Reese eat her ice cream?~Witherspoon!*Fork: Who was that ladle I saw you with last night?~Spoon: that was no ladle, that was my knife!*Why didn’t the fork & spoon like to hang out with the butter nife?~He was too dull!*What do you call 2 petri dishes enjoying an art museum?~Cultured!*Went to the air & space museum today.~It was an empty building!*Where do cows hang their art?~In a MOOseum!*Why be a museum curator?~For the Monet!*What do you call the museum exhibition of the quills that were used to write The Declaration of Independence,The bill of Rights & the constitution?~The Founding Feathers!*why didn’t the clock in the art museum work?~It was a timeless piece of art!*What do they use to clean dinosaur teeth at the Natural History Museum?~Flossil!*Did you hear about the Lizzie borden Museum?~It’s a whacks museum!*What do you get when you put 2 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups together?~A Peanut Butter Pint!
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.~Robert Brault~~In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.~Robert Anderson~~As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.~Robert Brault~~Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.~Josh Billings~~We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.~Robert Fulghum~~A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.~Paul Sweeney~~Most marriages can survive "better or worse." The tester is all the years of "exactly the same."~Robert Brault
Tuesday’s Touch: The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.~Wilson Mizner
Happy National Devil’s Food Cake Day, Boys Club Day, world Plant A vegetable Garden Day, May Ray Day, National Hepatitus Testing Day, National Asian & Pacific Islander HIV/AIDS Awareness Day, National Scooter Day & World IBD Day!
Have you heard about the new, fast grocery store scooters?~They can do about 30 aisles per hour!*What do you call a baby boomer on a scooter?~AVrrroomer!*Why does a Devil’s Food Cake make a bad partner?~Because it will dessert you!
One can find so many pains when the rain is falling.~John Steinbeck~~On the good ship Lollipop Its a sweet trip To the candy shop Where bon-bon's play, On the sunny beach Of peppermint bay Lemonade stands, Everywhere Crackerjack bands, Fill the air, And there you are, Happy landings on a chocolate bar. See the sugar bowl Do a tootsie roll In a big bad devils food cake, If you eat too much, Oh, oh, You'll awake, With a tummy ache.~Shirley Temple~~You can't tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter!~Bill Engvall~~Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.~Robert Brault