Some Short Jokes Or Groaners
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
1. I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have too much on my plate right now.
2.Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?.....He got 12 months.
3.Did you hear about the semicoln that broke the law?...It was given two consecutive sentences.
4.My clock just went back 4 seconds....I guess it was still hungry.
5. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you. You have my word.
6. I woke up this morning and forgot on which side the sun rises...Then it dawned on me.
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?...A gummy bear
8.If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $6.30 now.
9.The world tongue twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
10. What do they call the wife of a Hippie?...Mississippi.
1 -9 were from the Fishwrapper and 10 was from Caz.
Have a good day.