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Friday, July 31, 2020

A very proper business lady was on the lot of a Mercedes dealership in her local town.
She strolled through the vehicles until she found a car that caught her eye.
After looking it over for a while she noticed the car was unlocked.
She opened the door, and bent over to touch the soft leather seating.
When she bent over she let out a little gas.
Being the proper businesswoman that she was, she stood up straight, adjusted her suit and looked around to make sure no one heard.
Sure enough a salesman was right behind her.
To change the inevitable conversation she asked, “What is your best price for this model?”
The salesperson without missing a beat said, “Well, lady if you farted just touching it you are going to crap when you hear the price!”
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