Diet Pepsi ... an episode of "my wife"
Tuesday, September 29, 2020
OK, it should be things my foreign wife says, but what she said today had nothing to do with English, or her being foreign.
She was having trouble opening a bottle of diet Pepsi. The twist top was giving her trouble. She handed it to me and asked me to open it. I was surprised at how hard this particular bottle was, but I got it open. I said, if I die, I won't be there to open it for you, what are you going to do then? I wanted to feel needed even if only in a trivial way.
Not even an eye-blink later, with her quick wit she says "I'll buy cans".