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The Old Man and the Princess
Sunday, July 26, 2020      10 comments

An old guy was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and I’ll make you happy for the rest of your life.”... Read more
A Confession
Saturday, July 25, 2020      11 comments

Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. “Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site.” Priest: “What did you do with the lumber, my son?” Boudreaux: “Well, Father, my porch, she’s had a hole for a lon... Read more
New Dentures
Friday, July 24, 2020      13 comments

An old minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, using his new dentures, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached... Read more
Dark Tunnel
Tuesday, July 21, 2020      13 comments

A woman, a manager and his assistant are sitting together in a train. Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel, and as luck would have it, the lights go out and it’s completely dark. Then there’s this kissing noise and the sound of a loud ... Read more
Just a joke
Sunday, July 19, 2020      23 comments

Even though there was a blizzard raging outside, I made it the half-mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner for 6 rolls. "Your wife must like rolls,' he said. "How do you know these are for my wife?" I asked. "Because your mother would... Read more
Family Car
Tuesday, July 14, 2020      12 comments

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 am the g... Read more
An update and a joke
Monday, July 13, 2020      12 comments

I have changed my name from IMEMINE1 to be more personal and hopefully it will keep me motivated to be a better me? This month I am have been pushing the exercise and healthy eating. Both are coming along. I added 50 pushups- doing them 5... Read more
Name change from IMEMINE1
Saturday, July 11, 2020      19 comments

I have wanted to change my user name for awhile and couldn't figure it out. emoticon but I got help from my spark fr... Read more
Organic Produce
Wednesday, July 08, 2020      26 comments

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemic... Read more
Just a quick post and a joke
Monday, July 06, 2020      24 comments

Just an update on my goals. I didn't make 15K a day (60K,for the week BUT I did average almost 12K a day for 47,706 steps and 18.69 miles. That is according to my Fitbit. I missed one day of walk/exercise videos but I managed to do 3 days o... Read more
New month, new goals and a quick joke
Wednesday, July 01, 2020      26 comments

Hi everyone and Happy July. I hope it goes better than June. I am sure it will. I am up a pound. I have been up and down all month. I hope to get it right this month. My goals are to: walk 15K a day Yoga everyday Strength train at l... Read more
Shipwrecked Scotsman
Monday, June 29, 2020      19 comments

A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad nymphet standing over him. She asks, ”Would you like some food?” The Scot hoarsely croaks, ”Och, la... Read more
Good Sportsmanship
Friday, June 26, 2020      17 comments

The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied the boy. “Do you understand that what matters is we win or lose as a team?” T... Read more
New Wife
Friday, June 19, 2020      19 comments

A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, “I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?” “Oh, not any more... Read more
Counterfeit Money
Saturday, June 13, 2020      22 comments

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small, out of the way, town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went. He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and... Read more

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