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Happy April 1st
Wednesday, April 01, 2020      22 comments

Hello everyone, I hope everyone is doing good and staying safe and healthy. In March I had set some goals that weren't met. I had a terrible sinus infection that kept me pretty inactive the last part of the month. I am feeling so much bett... Read more
Just a bit of an update
Saturday, March 14, 2020      20 comments

Good morning everyone, First, I hope everyone is doing well. Yesterday was our last day of school until the 30th. (But it might be more) So I have no work til then. I am thinking of asking my boss if he needs help in his Restaurant. Seco... Read more
Hello March
Saturday, March 07, 2020      21 comments

I just want to say that I hope we all have a good March. I plan on getting myself motivated to work harder on my exercises, and eating more and more plant strong and continuing 8 to 10 glasses of water (which includes tea) daily. My exercise... Read more
The Good Wife
Saturday, February 15, 2020      22 comments

Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes... Read more
Vacation Plans
Sunday, February 02, 2020      22 comments

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation… only this year I’m gonna do it different. The last few years, I been takin’ your advice ’bout where to go. Three year... Read more
A Very Tough Day
Tuesday, January 21, 2020      23 comments

A Very Tough Day An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked ... Read more
Family planning
Saturday, January 18, 2020      27 comments

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the family planning office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. They were two city girls and one farm girl. The counselor asked them if they p... Read more
Woman's Job
Thursday, January 09, 2020      28 comments

Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turned out tha... Read more
Young andOld
Sunday, January 05, 2020      22 comments

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that... Read more
Happy New Year.
Wednesday, January 01, 2020      23 comments

I just wanted to put in writing a few of the things I want to get done, (or at least work on) this year. #1. I am going to become debt-free. I am am going to focus on paying off all our debs. "ASAP" #2. I am going to eat as healthy as I c... Read more
Petroleum Jelly
Tuesday, December 24, 2019      21 comments

One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. “Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?” ... Read more
Debunking Myths
Sunday, December 22, 2019      24 comments

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside h... Read more
Hard Work
Tuesday, November 26, 2019      19 comments

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That ... Read more
Dog's Hearing
Sunday, November 24, 2019      25 comments

My wife, Andrea, found out that our dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceede... Read more
Quick update on our dog
Friday, November 22, 2019      23 comments

Hi everyone, Thank you for all the kind comments. Your wishes for her recovery are well received. She is doing well. She is walking (a bit crooked) but coming around to her old spoiled self. Her appetite is in full swing and she is doing s... Read more

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