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New month, new goals and a quick joke
Wednesday, July 01, 2020      25 comments

Hi everyone and Happy July. I hope it goes better than June. I am sure it will. I am up a pound. I have been up and down all month. I hope to get it right this month. My goals are to: walk 15K a day Yoga everyday Strength train at l... Read more
Shipwrecked Scotsman
Monday, June 29, 2020      17 comments

A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad nymphet standing over him. She asks, ”Would you like some food?” The Scot hoarsely croaks, ”Och, la... Read more
Good Sportsmanship
Friday, June 26, 2020      17 comments

The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied the boy. “Do you understand that what matters is we win or lose as a team?” T... Read more
New Wife
Friday, June 19, 2020      19 comments

A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, “I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?” “Oh, not any more... Read more
Counterfeit Money
Saturday, June 13, 2020      22 comments

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small, out of the way, town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went. He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and... Read more
Medical concerns
Wednesday, June 10, 2020      27 comments

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about? “In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and c... Read more
A Haircut
Sunday, June 07, 2020      27 comments

I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. While waiting, I flipped through a book with hairstyles and I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I asked the receptionist if I could take the book next door to make a copy of the photo. ... Read more
Some Short Jokes Or Groaners
Wednesday, May 20, 2020      31 comments

1. I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have too much on my plate right now. 2.Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?.....He got 12 months. 3.Did you hear about the semicoln that broke the law?...It was given two consecuti... Read more
Father's Occupation
Monday, May 18, 2020      21 comments

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, “I want you to stand up and give u... Read more
Buying Wood
Saturday, May 16, 2020      18 comments

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went b... Read more
Lazy Bull
Friday, May 08, 2020      21 comments

Lazy Bull A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happie... Read more
Sisters of St Francis
Thursday, May 07, 2020      17 comments

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on witho... Read more
May 2020
Friday, May 01, 2020      18 comments

I did awful with my steps last month and I surely didn't get everything done I had planned to do and get done in April. Ok! That off my chest I now want to move forward. Today is a new page, a new month, a brand new day. I can start over ... Read more
Wellness Check
Wednesday, April 29, 2020      14 comments

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breastfe... Read more
Update and a quick joke
Monday, April 20, 2020      24 comments

Hi everyone, We did get him home on Friday but we had to wait hours until he was released. They wanted him to see the kidney specialist before he got out. They got his pressure under control with meds. and he has to see his cardiologist an... Read more

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