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Swim
Saturday, March 28, 2020      5 comments

Swim Having taken lessons, my six-year-old niece one day announced to her grandfather how well she could swim. “How far can you swim?” he asked. “I don’t know,” Charlene replied. Pointing to a table across the room,... Read more
Hampster chuckle.
Friday, March 13, 2020      15 comments

A Hamster Funny After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility. One evening, exasperated, she asked them, "How many times do you think that h... Read more
New Preacher
Sunday, March 08, 2020      11 comments

New Preacher An minister tells of his first Sunday in a new parish and of presenting the children's message. It seems the sanctuary in the new church had some magnificent stained glass windows, so his message centered on how eac... Read more
Conflicting Proverbs
Tuesday, February 25, 2020      14 comments

Actions speak louder than words. The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap. He who hesitates is lost. Many hands make light work. Too many cooks spoil the broth. A silent man is a wise one. A man without wor... Read more
Checkbook
Sunday, February 23, 2020      14 comments

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. The following night, after spending hours poring over stu... Read more
Happy Valentin'es Day to all.
Friday, February 14, 2020      14 comments

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This is Too Funny!
Thursday, February 13, 2020      12 comments

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. ... Read more
Lunch
Monday, February 10, 2020      11 comments

Jack Benny and George Burns met as young performers on the vaudeville circuit and remained friends for life. One day at lunch, Benny wrestled with the problem of whether or not to butter his bread. "I like butter on m... Read more
Five Kinds of Fruit
Saturday, February 08, 2020      12 comments

Five Kinds of Fruit In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefull... Read more
Banana bread
Friday, January 31, 2020      13 comments

Banana Bread The banana loaf I was making was in the oven when my 16-year-old came into the kitchen where the family had gathered. "That bread smells about done don't you think, Mom?" he asked. I told him I had set the... Read more
Firehouse Training Session
Tuesday, January 21, 2020      9 comments

At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table. The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire: "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke coming from the eaves, blackene... Read more
Homework
Tuesday, January 21, 2020      10 comments

Homework A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher decided to investigate. "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again." "Well... yes, it is." replied Carol, reluctantly. "I was stupid and made my hom... Read more
Broken Dishes
Wednesday, January 15, 2020      13 comments

Broken Dishes While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my... Read more
Make Up
Sunday, January 12, 2020      13 comments

Make Up Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the kids we had to leave "right now" at which point our teenage daughter headed for the bathroom to apply makeup. Her dad yelled for her to get in the car immediately, and... Read more
Pushing a car
Friday, January 03, 2020      13 comments

Pushing a Car As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push her car toward the pump. Having always considered myself a Good Samaritan, I parked and joined her in pushing her car. "What are you do... Read more

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