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When your hut is on fire!
Tuesday, August 02, 2011      16 comments

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed t... Read more
What our kids learn from church...Comedy
Monday, July 25, 2011      19 comments

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?... Read more
Bass Boat
Tuesday, June 07, 2011      14 comments

A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won... Read more
Attitude is EVERYTHING
Friday, May 20, 2011      14 comments

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. 'Well,' she said, 'I think I'll braid my hair today.' So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she wok... Read more
Slackin' 'Round here
Thursday, May 19, 2011      6 comments

I see it's been a while since I've written a blog. High Tunnel progress is coming along now. We got the call Monday evening that it is ready to be picked up. It's over three and a half hour drive, one way to pick it up, so we'll head ... Read more
The Importance of Walking...
Monday, March 28, 2011      22 comments

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old ... Read more
Activities at Ranch-Run-A-Muk
Tuesday, March 08, 2011      13 comments

Hello to all, I've been slacking at SP, but I have been BUSY. When we decided to move to a more rural area, we dreamed of being more self sufficient and have been looking into ways of doing that recently. We've been looking into g... Read more
For all the NON celebrating Cupid's or maybe Stupid's : )
Monday, February 14, 2011      18 comments

ALABAMA VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more chi... Read more
Happy Valentine's Day to all & A Dog's Purpose
Saturday, February 12, 2011      22 comments

A Dog's Purpose? (from a 6-year-old). I thought this was a touching story, hope you do too! Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and thei... Read more
Ponderisms...Will you smile? I DID
Friday, January 28, 2011      23 comments

PONDERISMS 1· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3· Life... Read more
So long for a while...
Wednesday, January 26, 2011      2 comments

Hello SP Friends, Hope all are having a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY I'm gonna take a break for a while, don't quite know if it will be a day, a month, a year or how long it might be. I'll miss all my SP Friends and will be thinking of y... Read more
SPark advertiser Review: CONSUMER CELLULAR is GREAT
Friday, January 21, 2011      12 comments

Hello SP Friends, My favorite country song is an old Johnny Paycheck standard, "Take this job and SHOVE it!" Apparently someone was offended by part of my post and I TRULY apologize if YOU were offended. Seems communication is somethi... Read more
Best Home Remedies...
Monday, January 10, 2011      23 comments

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. ... Read more
Which is it? And who is Teresa?
Saturday, January 08, 2011      14 comments

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with collea... Read more
The Silent Sermon...Hope you enjoy!
Friday, December 24, 2010      16 comments

THE SILENT SERMON A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the pastor decided to visit him. It was a chilly evening. The pastor found the man at home ... Read more

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