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The tale of two brooms
Friday, October 30, 2009      3 comments

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so, well, they decided to get married ,One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in h... Read more
My Living Will
Thursday, October 29, 2009      8 comments

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If ever that happens, just pull the plug." They got up, unplugge... Read more
Charlie at the vet
Wednesday, October 28, 2009      7 comments

I took Charlie in for his annual check up. The vet didn't find anything!! ... Read more
A card for you
Tuesday, October 27, 2009      4 comments

Be who you are, and say what you feel.... Because those who matter....don't mind And those who mind..... don't matter Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss) ... Read more
A Senior Halloween
Friday, October 23, 2009      10 comments

You know you are too old to trick or treat when: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8, You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a ca... Read more
One door closes....Another opens
Friday, October 23, 2009      6 comments

Revelation 3:8 When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Him fully and let go. Only 1 of 2 things will happen - either He will catch you when you fall, or He will teach you how to fly!! The power of one sentence. God is going to... Read more
God and Lawn Care
Thursday, October 22, 2009      5 comments

God: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those p... Read more
A quote
Monday, October 19, 2009      4 comments

You've got to say, I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough, I can have it. It's called perseverance. Lee Iacocca ... Read more
A Parable
Friday, October 16, 2009      8 comments

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said, "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the ma... Read more
I am getting wealthy as I get older
Wednesday, October 14, 2009      10 comments

Silver in the hair Gold in the teeth Stones in the kidneys Sugar in the blood Lead in the feet Iron in the arteries And an inexhaustible supply of natural gas. I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!! ... Read more
Funny Sayings
Sunday, October 11, 2009      9 comments

I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I just take something for it. Follow your dreams!! Except the one where you're naked in Church. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be... Read more
Saturday, October 10, 2009      9 comments

On a Septic Tank Truck: Were #1 in the #2 business. On another Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels. At a Proctologists door: To expedite your visit, back in. On a Plumber's truck: ... Read more
The potty (funny)
Sunday, October 04, 2009      13 comments

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book ... Read more
Twinkies and Root Beer
Friday, October 02, 2009      5 comments

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God and Dog
Wednesday, September 30, 2009      6 comments

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