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1/25/14 2:36 P

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This isn't a joke but it was funny.
My sis opened the kitchen door to let the dog out to do his morning thing. It's so cold and he was stopping to sniff everything instead of getting down to business. She opened the door and told him to "Go potty."
A head popped up from the lower level stairs up to the house and the snow-removal guy said, "I already did."
We didn't know they were here yet.




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11/14/13 11:12 A

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Read my blog of 11/9. It'll give you a good idea of where I'm at. My daughter read it and couldn't stop laughing. She's my buddy in this venture and knows completely what it's all about. She made me laugh. We needed that. Mom and dad provide plenty of silliness for us. Along with the hugs.

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"Your inner athlete is dying to play!" - Cory Everson

Change doesn't happen without struggle.


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10/11/13 12:29 P

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Very funny

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10/11/13 12:28 P

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ANGORA,

I love your wall mart joke.

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5/28/13 9:48 P

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This one came from an email, no credit given. It's not funny so much as uplifting. Some times we don't realize how true this is:

ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

"Women have strengths that amaze men...
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.

"They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.

"They fight for what they believe in...
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.

"They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.

"They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.

"Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

"Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.

"They have compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say
and everything to give..

"HOWEVER, IF THERE IS
ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH."

You are valuable beyond price, a special treasure. In your busyness, don't forget to take care of yourself, you are precious.

"Life is more than food. . ." Luke 12:23a


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5/27/13 11:29 A

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"I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart." Boy, can I relate to that one!

"Life is more than food. . ." Luke 12:23a


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5/26/13 9:36 P

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Ha - yes, it's about that way too

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5/26/13 2:40 P

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That's great! I have a dog just like that. Good one.

Here's my entry for the day:

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.

'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'

"Life is more than food. . ." Luke 12:23a


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5/25/13 11:27 A

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They need "Like" buttons on here, like on facebook,huh. (funny one, Judy :)

You didn't say if they needed to be health or exercise related, so I'll just post any cute ones I come across:

*Dangerous Dog*

Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."




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5/25/13 1:55 A

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That's a good one, Judy!




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5/24/13 12:07 A

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Sometimes we just need a little silliness. A smile to get us through the difficult times. So, here's the first joke-of-the-day. Please feel free to add your own. This one came via email from a friend:

"I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor's permission to Join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired
for an hourů But, by the time I got my leotards on,
The class was over."

I've had days like that! How 'bout you?

"Life is more than food. . ." Luke 12:23a


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