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  • v SHARON10002
    Thanks so much for dropping by with your note and to say Hi! I hope you are having a wonderful weekend!
    7 hours ago
  • v no profile image ARNETTELEE
    I am hoping the weather clears up by Saturday. We have been having unpredictable weather. Sometimes rain is predicted, and it doesn't come. Let's hope for the best.
    2 days ago
  • v no profile image TWIGBISKIT5
    Good morning 🌞. Thank you for your comments on my pizza knock knock joke 😁. Have a blessed weekend 🙏
    2 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! Since it’s Mother’s Day weekend, here’s are a few jokes I hope will make you giggle.


    A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.
    For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
    One night she said she was ready to solo.
    The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end...
    "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."



    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
    She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mommy?"

    Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

    The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, "Mama, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"



    Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?

    A: It's time to go to sweep.


    Even though the toddler was having a furious tantrum, his mom was unfazed. “You may as well give up on the crying,” I heard her say as she led him to the store exit. “You’re stuck with me for 18 years.” —Sheila Custer

    Enjoy your weekend, and Happy Mother's Day if you are a mother.
    2 days ago
  • v BARBIE176
    Thursday's food for thought" “The secret of making lasting change is to acknowledge and accept that real change takes time and patience. We didn't get chronically ill overnight. We didn't gain weight in one week or even one month. Good chance, it may take us longer than twenty-one days to overcome whatever we're facing. Whether it's something physical, emotional, spiritual, or a combination, we may need to be realistic in our goals for meaningful change to happen. The first step is getting started!” `― Dana Arcuri,
    2 days ago
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