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  • v no profile image TWIGBISKIT5
    Thank you for your comments on my goat joke 😁. Have a blessed day 🙏
    17 days ago
  • v no profile image TWIGBISKIT5
    Hello 🙋. Thank you for your comments on my IRS joke 😁. Have a blessed weekend 🙏😇
    23 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Hi sweet-teas! Sip, sip hooray - it's finally Friday! I'm stopping by to add a little sugar and sweetness to your Friday morning.

    Since I did the coffee giggles last week, I did not want you tea drinkers to feel neglected, or left out.
    Honest-tea, I do drink tea, but in its iced form, because it refreshes me and gives me a feeling of sereni-tea.
    My DH drinks tea, and his favorite is tea is 50 shades of Earl Grey.
    So what do you say . . it's time for us to have our own little tea par-tea!

    I have to say, that I think these jokes are definitely koala-tea!

    What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    Reality

    What does a tea bag do when it's tired?
    It seeps.

    How does the Earl Grey tea bag greet his wife every morning?
    Oh Darjeeling, you are so brew-ti-ful!

    I think all politicians should be required to drink tea so they could have more honest-tea.

    What's a teapot's favorite folk song?
    O My Darjeeling Clementine.

    Tea Time:

    A father was giving his wife some much needed "me time" to go out and run some errands. When he asked his toddler daughter what she wanted to do, she told him that she wanted to have a tea party. He sat down at the small table and she brought him a cup of "tea" which of course, was just a cup of water. He lovingly complimented her on how delicious the tea was, and how much he was enjoying it. She kept asking if he'd like some more - to which he kept replying "Yes please."

    After they had shared several cups of tea, along with some small talk, his wife walked in the back door. He asked her to come into the room where he and his daughter were seated, and to sit down to see what his "Little Princess" had been doing since she left just because he thought it was so darned cute!

    Pretty soon the little girl came gingerly walking down the hall again with a cup of tea for Daddy, and placed it down on the table in front of him. She was smiling so proudly as her daddy politely picked up the cup, with his little pinky in the air, and elaborately sipped his tea.

    When he finished the cup of tea, his daughter asked if he would like some more to which he again replied "Yes please.". She picked up his cup, and left to refill it again.

    His wife looked at him, and then very calmly and quietly said, "You do realize the only place she can reach the water is in the toilet, right?"

    And finally before I go . . .

    Today's Thought: Remember the tea kettle . . .Even while up to its neck in hot water - it still continues to sing.

    Each of you is my just my cuppa tea, and I love each one of you so matcha.

    Thanks for regularly stopping by my page with your notes, quotes, support and encouragement.

    I hope you have a tea-riffic Friday and weekend!
    24 days ago
  • v REDEEMED_DANCER
    Thank you for commenting on my blog!
    29 days ago
  • v no profile image TWIGBISKIT5
    Good morning 🌞. Thank you for your comments on my chicken joke 😁. Have a blessed weekend 🙏
    30 days ago
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