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Hunting 911

Friday, January 18, 2019

There were 2 hunters from the south hunting together one day. One of the men dropped dead and the other man started to freak out so he called 911.

When the call came through the operator answered “Hello, what’s the emergency?”

“Well a buddy of mine dropped dead what do I do?”

“OK first you have to clam down then make sure that he is actually dead”.

There are some deep breaths on the line followed by a brief silence and then a gun shot. Then, the voice comes back to the phone and says, “OK now what?”

Sarcastic Al Says:

Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
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