Anxious Before Surgery
Monday, January 21, 2019
Pacing back and forth, a man was getting really anxious about his imminent operation.
His wife asked him: “What’s the matter? Why are you getting so worked up?”
He replied: “I heard one of the nurses say ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be all right.'”
“She was just trying to comfort you,” said his wife. “What’s so frightening about that?”
“She was talking to the surgeon!”
Sarcastic Al Says:
My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife.