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Laid Off
Wednesday, August 01, 2018      28 comments

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation Paddy answered, “Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies’ knickers and thongs.” The clerk looked up “Knicker Stitcher” on his compu... Read more
Dirty Laundry
Monday, July 30, 2018      25 comments

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!” She got the clean laundry back, and was st... Read more
Surprise Tickets
Sunday, July 29, 2018      26 comments

A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the process took some time. A week later,... Read more
Obituary Submission
Thursday, July 19, 2018      33 comments

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, “Well, ... Read more
Electric Chair
Saturday, June 30, 2018      29 comments

Electric Chair Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the nig... Read more
From my email this morning
Thursday, June 21, 2018      22 comments

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ ////////////////////////////
///////////// /My tire was thumpin... Read more
Make your bed
Saturday, June 16, 2018      20 comments

This was from SparkGuy's blog. I thought it worth sharing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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Mail Order Bride
Tuesday, June 12, 2018      29 comments

Mail Order Bride A rich American man had bad luck with women and finally decided to find a mail order bride from Russia. She arrived a few weeks after they scheduled his order online, they got married and lived happily in a rich to... Read more
Linda Ronstsdt & Phoebe Snow
Monday, June 11, 2018      14 comments

otr4 I found this while doing a search and forgot how beautiful these two sang. RIP Phoebe This the Roches doing the same song https://youtu.be/q32Qlu9
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Thank you all
Friday, June 08, 2018      28 comments

Bill's surgery went well. We were there a long time yesterday because he took him in as the last one . He had to do a few other things to the eye (because of those other problems) so I will let you know what happens this morning at the post o... Read more
Morning Chuckles ~sent to my email ~
Saturday, June 02, 2018      22 comments

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing. *********************... Read more
leaving a Note
Friday, June 01, 2018      18 comments

A man returned to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the front end of the car. There was no sign of the offending vehicle, but he was relieved to see that there was a note stuck under the windshield wiper. ... Read more
Happy June 1st
Friday, June 01, 2018      20 comments

A lot of us wait for a new day, or a new week, or new month to start our new journey for a new start, to a new work out or new diet. I have been maintaining my weight for a little over a year and a half.I am a vegetarian & I try and walk at l... Read more
Used Car
Monday, May 28, 2018      25 comments

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the problem. Then the blonde’s friend... Read more
Perfect Mate
Tuesday, May 15, 2018      25 comments

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light in the crowd. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!” ... Read more

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