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Snacking Habits
Friday, September 28, 2018      23 comments

The husband had an annoying habit of searching through the refrigerator for a snack, usually while his wife was preparing a meal. Once, after he had gone through this routine for the third time in as many minutes, she snapped, “Nothing’s an... Read more
The Confession
Thursday, September 27, 2018      21 comments

A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.” The priest is silent for a moment, and then says, “Go home and cut seven lemons in half. S... Read more
A Blonde and a Lawyer
Wednesday, September 26, 2018      23 comments

There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told ... Read more
Daddy's Calling
Sunday, September 23, 2018      19 comments

“Hello?” “Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstai... Read more
OH OH A Blonde joke
Monday, September 17, 2018      21 comments

Blonde Interview A blonde goes for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?” The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Ehhhh... Read more
Husband's Face
Friday, September 14, 2018      24 comments

A woman went to her psychologist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychologist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your h... Read more
From Face Book
Saturday, September 08, 2018      23 comments

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, "That's us in 10 years." He said, "That's a mirror, dipsh#t." ... Read more
Talking Dog
Tuesday, September 04, 2018      22 comments

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche v... Read more
Getting Gas
Friday, August 31, 2018      20 comments

A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says: “Get gas and free sex here”. So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay. “Pick a number from 1 – 10 to get free sex.” said the cashier. ... Read more
Perfect Bride
Friday, August 24, 2018      22 comments

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce perfect children. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. In his search, he met a far... Read more
The Key
Wednesday, August 22, 2018      19 comments

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight called his best friend over to his quarters and said, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have ... Read more
Foreign Accent
Tuesday, August 21, 2018      17 comments

I was sitting at a bar in London once when I spotted two very large women sitting across from me. Bored as I was, I listened to their conversation and realized they speak with accents. I said, “Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland... Read more
Husband Shop
Saturday, August 18, 2018      29 comments

A “Husband Shopping Center” was opened where any woman could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you op... Read more
Claude the Hypnotist
Wednesday, August 08, 2018      23 comments

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time forthe star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!Claude explained that he was going to put the whole au... Read more
Robbed at Night
Monday, August 06, 2018      23 comments

One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and... Read more

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