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A Dark and stormy Night
Monday, November 26, 2018      24 comments

A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car come towar... Read more
Deer Hunters
Sunday, November 18, 2018      24 comments

Two hunters were dragging their recently slain deer through the snow back to their truck. Each one had a grip on a rear leg. As they passed by an old Indian, he commented that the deer would pull a lot easier if they pulled it by the front ... Read more
Late for Work
Saturday, November 17, 2018      21 comments

One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 50 minutes late: “It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two.” The boss eyed him suspiciously, “Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get h... Read more
More eye doctors
Saturday, November 17, 2018      19 comments

Hi everyone, I did get a chromebook awhile ago and am doing my best to learn the ups and downs with it. We went to my Dh's eye doctor yesterday and I had one of the doctors check my eye. (I had really injured it with the handle of a rake a... Read more
New way to fish
Thursday, November 08, 2018      22 comments

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else, whereas the other guys would only catch three or four a day. Sam would come in off the lake with a boat full. Stringer after stringer was ... Read more
l finally got one
Saturday, November 03, 2018      19 comments

Good morning everyone, I just wanted to let you all know I finally got a Chromebook the other day am trying to learn how to use it. We are still hoping to get our other one up and running as a lot of pictures and stuff is on there and I miss... Read more
My computer is down
Saturday, October 27, 2018      17 comments

I am hoping my so can fix it today. It is an older one and at the time a better one so I am hoping. I am using my Nook but it is a pain trying to see what I am doing, I am hoping I can afford a small laptop or notebook or whatever they are... Read more
Unlikely Diagnosis
Monday, October 22, 2018      27 comments

A woman takes her sixteen year old daughter to a doctor. The doctor says, “OK, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “This is my daughter Frances. She keeps getting these cravings then she gets sick most of the mornings, but somehow ... Read more
It's Dark in Here
Saturday, October 20, 2018      26 comments

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, no... Read more
A dedication to Monty & James
Saturday, October 13, 2018      22 comments

If you can start the day without caffeine... If you can get going without pep pills... If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches & pains... If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles... If you can ... Read more
Leaving Early
Friday, October 12, 2018      22 comments

Three girls worked in the same office for the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. The girls decided that the next day, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back... Read more
Password Problems
Monday, October 08, 2018      24 comments

A new, blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help De... Read more
From Face Book
Thursday, October 04, 2018      23 comments

Answering the phone "Sheriff's Department, Fraud Division" sure has slowed down the telemarketer calls. ... Read more
Anniversary Cruise
Tuesday, October 02, 2018      24 comments

Mr. Johnson’s wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young.” He thought it over and agreed. He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of seasick pills ... Read more
At the Pearly Gates
Monday, October 01, 2018      26 comments

Three people die – a doctor, a school teacher and the CEO of a large health insurance company. When met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, he asks the doctor, ‘What did you do in your life?’ The Doctor replied, ‘I healed the sick and if they... Read more

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