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Painless Childbirth
Friday, March 29, 2019      25 comments

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try i... Read more
Air sick
Thursday, March 28, 2019      23 comments

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airs... Read more
Highway 3
Thursday, March 21, 2019      20 comments

There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he’d see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Mustang, if he could tie h... Read more
Card for Dad
Wednesday, March 13, 2019      27 comments

Father’s Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store. Inside, I showed him the cards for dads and told him to pick one. When I looked back, Tyler was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly ... Read more
Four Friends
Monday, March 11, 2019      23 comments

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes. The first guy says: I am very proud of my... Read more
Singing Frog
Friday, March 08, 2019      24 comments

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocke... Read more
Choosing a Bride
Monday, February 25, 2019      27 comments

A man wanted to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and wanted to see what they will do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy ... Read more
Strength Contest
Thursday, February 21, 2019      21 comments

Strength Contest The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.... Read more
Birds and Bees
Tuesday, February 19, 2019      25 comments

An 8-year-old girl asks her father, “Daddy, what is sex?” The father is somewhat surprised that she would ask such a question. But, he reckons if she’s old enough to ask the question, then surely she’s old enough for a straight answer. So, the f... Read more
Backwoods Birth
Sunday, February 17, 2019      24 comments

Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “... Read more
Wednesday, February 13, 2019      19 comments

Sarcastic Al Says: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".... Read more
Facebook Friendship
Tuesday, February 12, 2019      27 comments

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will ... Read more
Washing Instructions
Thursday, February 07, 2019      25 comments

One day, a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," she replied. "What does it say ... Read more
Funny, but not a joke
Wednesday, February 06, 2019      22 comments

Good morning, It's another sunny day here in Bernville,Pa. Yesterday I worked but it was like Spring. I think it got up to 60. Last Saturday a truck knock out our power lines at 5 PM and I immediately called the power company and reported it... Read more
Wise Old Gentleman
Thursday, January 31, 2019      25 comments

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of y... Read more

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