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Singing Frog
Friday, March 08, 2019      24 comments

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocke... Read more
Choosing a Bride
Monday, February 25, 2019      27 comments

A man wanted to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and wanted to see what they will do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy ... Read more
Strength Contest
Thursday, February 21, 2019      21 comments

Strength Contest The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.... Read more
Birds and Bees
Tuesday, February 19, 2019      25 comments

An 8-year-old girl asks her father, “Daddy, what is sex?” The father is somewhat surprised that she would ask such a question. But, he reckons if she’s old enough to ask the question, then surely she’s old enough for a straight answer. So, the f... Read more
Backwoods Birth
Sunday, February 17, 2019      24 comments

Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “... Read more
Awkward
Wednesday, February 13, 2019      19 comments

Sarcastic Al Says: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".... Read more
Facebook Friendship
Tuesday, February 12, 2019      27 comments

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will ... Read more
Washing Instructions
Thursday, February 07, 2019      25 comments

One day, a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," she replied. "What does it say ... Read more
Funny, but not a joke
Wednesday, February 06, 2019      22 comments

Good morning, It's another sunny day here in Bernville,Pa. Yesterday I worked but it was like Spring. I think it got up to 60. Last Saturday a truck knock out our power lines at 5 PM and I immediately called the power company and reported it... Read more
Wise Old Gentleman
Thursday, January 31, 2019      25 comments

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of y... Read more
Lab Mixup
Friday, January 25, 2019      26 comments

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biop... Read more
Baseball in Heaven
Tuesday, January 22, 2019      24 comments

Two buddies, Chris and John, were the biggest baseball fans in America. For their entire lives, Chris and John discussed baseball history in the winter and pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They e... Read more
Anxious Before Surgery
Monday, January 21, 2019      23 comments

Pacing back and forth, a man was getting really anxious about his imminent operation. His wife asked him: “What’s the matter? Why are you getting so worked up?” He replied: “I heard one of the nurses say ‘It’s a very simple operation, ... Read more
Playing Along
Saturday, January 19, 2019      23 comments

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished m... Read more
Hunting 911
Friday, January 18, 2019      22 comments

There were 2 hunters from the south hunting together one day. One of the men dropped dead and the other man started to freak out so he called 911. When the call came through the operator answered “Hello, what’s the emergency?” “Well a ... Read more

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