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Newcomer in Town
Tuesday, July 09, 2019      24 comments

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen. He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun int... Read more
Change of Practice
Saturday, July 06, 2019      26 comments

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork decided to give up practicing medicine. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, so he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the loca... Read more
A Magic Trick
Thursday, July 04, 2019      19 comments

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem – the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician ... Read more
Amazing your man
Sunday, June 30, 2019      25 comments

Three friends met up for lunch. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for fifteen years. The were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black lingerie, s... Read more
We are moved in
Friday, June 21, 2019      26 comments

Hi everyone, Our squatter was a crazy man and had a crazy family.. He was moving right up to the last minute.The Constable was here and he was still here because of the way he did or didn't do thinks. He had a big truck here on Sat. Morning an... Read more
Quick update
Monday, June 17, 2019      28 comments

Good morning and a happy Monday to all. I really have to hurry again today. I have the bog move to get ready. This weekend was a frustrating 2 days. The squatters are moving about a mile down the road on the same street as us. Plus th... Read more
New Hat
Saturday, June 15, 2019      19 comments

The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that you... Read more
Vacation in Jerusalem
Friday, June 14, 2019      22 comments

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for only $150... Read more
A Witness
Thursday, June 13, 2019      25 comments

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended... Read more
Men's Help Line
Tuesday, June 11, 2019      22 comments

Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you?” Caller: “Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer... Read more
Doctor Gone Honting
Friday, June 07, 2019      23 comments

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. “I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow Buddy and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and I’ll give you fi... Read more
Jar of olives
Thursday, June 06, 2019      23 comments

A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. “Excuse me,” said the bartender, ... Read more
An update on the move
Wednesday, June 05, 2019      25 comments

We eagerly went to the magistrate's office on Monday, what should have been the 11th day, only to find out that because of the holiday (Memorial Day) we had to wait until the next day. DUH! Squatters get a vacation day. So we went yesterday, ... Read more
Just For Today
Saturday, June 01, 2019      27 comments

This is a book marker I came across today from when I went to AL-ANON years ago when my oldest son was abusing drugs and alcohol. I hope it doesn't offend anyone because it is not meant to. I just felt that going through my anxiety and crazine... Read more
Smart Little Johnny
Monday, May 27, 2019      22 comments

New school year started and little Johnny’s teacher said she will ask a quiz question every Friday. If the kids got the question right, they would have no homework and no class on Monday. The first Friday came and the teacher asked, “Who ca... Read more

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