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Quick update
Monday, June 17, 2019      28 comments

Good morning and a happy Monday to all. I really have to hurry again today. I have the bog move to get ready. This weekend was a frustrating 2 days. The squatters are moving about a mile down the road on the same street as us. Plus th... Read more
New Hat
Saturday, June 15, 2019      19 comments

The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that you... Read more
Vacation in Jerusalem
Friday, June 14, 2019      22 comments

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for only $150... Read more
A Witness
Thursday, June 13, 2019      25 comments

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended... Read more
Men's Help Line
Tuesday, June 11, 2019      22 comments

Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you?” Caller: “Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer... Read more
Doctor Gone Honting
Friday, June 07, 2019      23 comments

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. “I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow Buddy and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and I’ll give you fi... Read more
Jar of olives
Thursday, June 06, 2019      23 comments

A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. “Excuse me,” said the bartender, ... Read more
An update on the move
Wednesday, June 05, 2019      25 comments

We eagerly went to the magistrate's office on Monday, what should have been the 11th day, only to find out that because of the holiday (Memorial Day) we had to wait until the next day. DUH! Squatters get a vacation day. So we went yesterday, ... Read more
Just For Today
Saturday, June 01, 2019      27 comments

This is a book marker I came across today from when I went to AL-ANON years ago when my oldest son was abusing drugs and alcohol. I hope it doesn't offend anyone because it is not meant to. I just felt that going through my anxiety and crazine... Read more
Smart Little Johnny
Monday, May 27, 2019      22 comments

New school year started and little Johnny’s teacher said she will ask a quiz question every Friday. If the kids got the question right, they would have no homework and no class on Monday. The first Friday came and the teacher asked, “Who ca... Read more
Up date
Friday, May 24, 2019      19 comments

Hi everyone, We went to the hearing yesterday and of course the tenants were a no show. At first the judge thought they were on a lease instead of month to month but my son showed the original paper work were they were told the first time that... Read more
Cat Heaven
Thursday, May 23, 2019      28 comments

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat thought for a moment and then said, “All my life I lived on a ... Read more
Bad Pain
Sunday, May 19, 2019      25 comments

A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office complaining about a pain in his private parts. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “We will start with a sperm test. Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the 70 y... Read more
A bit of an update
Thursday, May 16, 2019      27 comments

We are still in old house and I travel 40 some miles a day to take care of horses and we have been taking stuff with us each time to make the final move easier. My son does feed them when I need him too i the evening but I miss them and they are... Read more
Going crazy. Please make them gone.
Saturday, May 11, 2019      22 comments

Good morning, We are still waiting for the downstairs tenants to move out. They have this weekend and then my son has to involve a sheriff or whatever. He gave them over the 30 days (I think it is actually a month altogether)this was after th... Read more

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