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Cost you Kisses
Wednesday, July 31, 2019      18 comments

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk. “That’s fine,” replied the girl. ... Read more
Pesky Mini Skirt
Tuesday, July 30, 2019      22 comments

In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, an attractive girl was waiting for a bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she becam... Read more
Date Night
Monday, July 29, 2019      23 comments

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theatre that evening we turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi. ... Read more
Guilty of Annoyance
Saturday, July 27, 2019      23 comments

A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for 
a living?” Defendant: “This and that.” J... Read more
Joining Her Husband
Wednesday, July 24, 2019      24 comments

My aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, s... Read more
Freeway Accident
Friday, July 19, 2019      25 comments

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk ... Read more
Skinny Dipping
Thursday, July 18, 2019      21 comments

Ron, an elderly man in Florida, has owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange and lime trees. One ... Read more
Showing Off
Tuesday, July 16, 2019      27 comments

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second woman chirps, “My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, peo... Read more
The Ugly Kid
Sunday, July 14, 2019      24 comments

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant, and sure enough, nine month... Read more
Stopping on Red
Thursday, July 11, 2019      25 comments

A man was driving down the road when the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating ... Read more
Newcomer in Town
Tuesday, July 09, 2019      24 comments

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen. He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun int... Read more
Change of Practice
Saturday, July 06, 2019      26 comments

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork decided to give up practicing medicine. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, so he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the loca... Read more
A Magic Trick
Thursday, July 04, 2019      19 comments

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem – the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician ... Read more
Amazing your man
Sunday, June 30, 2019      25 comments

Three friends met up for lunch. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for fifteen years. The were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black lingerie, s... Read more
We are moved in
Friday, June 21, 2019      26 comments

Hi everyone, Our squatter was a crazy man and had a crazy family.. He was moving right up to the last minute.The Constable was here and he was still here because of the way he did or didn't do thinks. He had a big truck here on Sat. Morning an... Read more

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