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Happy New Year.
Wednesday, January 01, 2020      23 comments

I just wanted to put in writing a few of the things I want to get done, (or at least work on) this year. #1. I am going to become debt-free. I am am going to focus on paying off all our debs. "ASAP" #2. I am going to eat as healthy as I c... Read more
Petroleum Jelly
Tuesday, December 24, 2019      21 comments

One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. “Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?” ... Read more
Debunking Myths
Sunday, December 22, 2019      24 comments

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside h... Read more
Hard Work
Tuesday, November 26, 2019      19 comments

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That ... Read more
Dog's Hearing
Sunday, November 24, 2019      25 comments

My wife, Andrea, found out that our dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceede... Read more
Quick update on our dog
Friday, November 22, 2019      23 comments

Hi everyone, Thank you for all the kind comments. Your wishes for her recovery are well received. She is doing well. She is walking (a bit crooked) but coming around to her old spoiled self. Her appetite is in full swing and she is doing s... Read more
Our poor Dog
Saturday, November 16, 2019      22 comments

Hi everyone, It has been a long week and some. Our dog Tushie is getting better. She can't walk yet but can push herself up and stand a bit (like a new born colt) but we are hopeful. She actually wasn't on the meds long because she kept... Read more
Going to Heaven
Sunday, November 10, 2019      25 comments

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do Father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do y... Read more
Drunk Talk Back
Sunday, October 27, 2019      21 comments

A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in down town Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. “Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior... Read more
A quick Swim
Friday, October 04, 2019      21 comments

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water. Feeling r... Read more
A quick up date and a joke
Tuesday, September 10, 2019      24 comments

Hi everyone, I just wanted you to know I am working crazy hours at Wal Mart (in the deli) and have been trying to keep up with everything. I have been sick since Labor day, supposedly sinuses and was on meds and a decongestant but boy did it... Read more
Redneck Letter
Wednesday, August 21, 2019      25 comments

Dear son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to ... Read more
Favorite sport
Tuesday, August 13, 2019      15 comments

A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and o... Read more
Check for Services
Wednesday, August 07, 2019      21 comments

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, ... Read more
Forgetful Wife
Friday, August 02, 2019      28 comments

While on a road trip, an elderly couple, stopped at Pizza Hut for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip to Phoenix. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and ... Read more

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