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still trying
Sunday, July 25, 2021      16 comments

On Friday I called the number for my first doctor and you have to go through the group thing.So someone called me back and was saying I can't keep changing doctors or go back and forth. I told her why I had switched in the first place, Dr. #2 ... Read more
I need advice
Wednesday, July 21, 2021      19 comments

Hi everyone, I was diagnosed wit ovarian cancer in September after I had hernia surgery when the sack around the hernia had cancerous cells. To try and make a long story short, I started off with one oncologist, which was recommended by t... Read more
Another joke
Monday, July 19, 2021      15 comments

Ricky: You really don't look good. Bob: I have a cold. Ricky: My goodness, AND you have a cold too! I was at the hardware store to get a duplicate of my car key made when the store clerk said, “You’re a model?” It was e... Read more
Here's an old one I found
Monday, July 19, 2021      9 comments

My wife, Andrea, found out that our dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceede... Read more
Here's one more for you
Sunday, July 18, 2021      12 comments

The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers and navigators. The crusty old-timer captain is breaking in a brand new navigator. The captain opens his briefcase, pulls out a .38 and rests it on the... Read more
More jokes
Wednesday, July 14, 2021      16 comments

Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother? Sudden Lee. Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."... Read more
Some jokes
Tuesday, July 13, 2021      21 comments

Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens... Great man, horrible cabinet maker. I was reading an article last night about fathers and daughters and memories came flooding back of the time I took my daughter out for... Read more
Cost you Kisses
Wednesday, July 31, 2019      18 comments

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk. “That’s fine,” replied the girl. ... Read more
Pesky Mini Skirt
Tuesday, July 30, 2019      22 comments

In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, an attractive girl was waiting for a bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she becam... Read more
Date Night
Monday, July 29, 2019      23 comments

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theatre that evening we turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi. ... Read more
Guilty of Annoyance
Saturday, July 27, 2019      23 comments

A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for 
a living?” Defendant: “This and that.” J... Read more
Joining Her Husband
Wednesday, July 24, 2019      24 comments

My aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, s... Read more
Freeway Accident
Friday, July 19, 2019      25 comments

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk ... Read more
Skinny Dipping
Thursday, July 18, 2019      21 comments

Ron, an elderly man in Florida, has owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange and lime trees. One ... Read more
Showing Off
Tuesday, July 16, 2019      27 comments

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second woman chirps, “My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, peo... Read more

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