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Big Boots
Thursday, March 01, 2018      14 comments

This woman went through a bad break up. She grieved over her lost relationship, but eventually got better and decided it was time to have some fun again. She went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had th... Read more
Know Each Other
Tuesday, February 27, 2018      19 comments

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were ... Read more
Fishing Trip
Friday, February 23, 2018      23 comments

A man called home to his wife and said: "Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could... Read more
City Girl
Wednesday, February 21, 2018      19 comments

Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the two-by-four over the cow'... Read more
Dad's Car
Monday, February 19, 2018      22 comments

A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, "O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut yo... Read more
After a While
Sunday, February 18, 2018      20 comments

This was on facebook yesterday and I rewrote on the bottom so you can see better. AFTER A WHILE by Veronica A. Shoffstall After a while,... Read more
Buying Cyanide
Saturday, February 17, 2018      21 comments

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady ... Read more
Valentine's Day Cards
Wednesday, February 14, 2018      15 comments

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying s... Read more
Saturday, February 10, 2018      17 comments

A man is driving in America when he picks up a Navajo man hitchhiking. They are making small talk when the Navajo notices a brown paper bag with something in it. The driver notices his glance and explains, "That's a bottle of wine I go... Read more
Wednesday, February 07, 2018      18 comments

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That wa... Read more
Fear of Flying
Tuesday, February 06, 2018      19 comments

There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a litt... Read more
Two Men on a Bus
Monday, February 05, 2018      19 comments

Two Men on a Bus A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men sa... Read more
Wife Left
Sunday, February 04, 2018      28 comments

Why did my wife leave me? Well, last month was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my offi... Read more
Snoring Solution
Friday, February 02, 2018      23 comments

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes ... Read more
Lessons Dad Taught
Thursday, February 01, 2018      17 comments

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." ... Read more

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